Turians and Tourettes Episode 6: Everything Is On Fire
In which Myka Shepard goes into the plague zone, overhears some cranky Batarians, Grunt says some awkward things and is adorable, uses Tactics, All The Things get set on fire, lots of Vorcha get killed, Varren suck at their jobs, has some funny business, and gets ready to help Mordin.
This is a two-part episode. Tune in tomorrow for Episode 6 Part 2: Everything Is Still On Fire
Turians and Tourettes Episode 5: Krogan Keep Staring At My Boobs
In which Shepard sets a lot of dudes on fire, catches Krogan staring at her boobs, hunts for ammo, tries to beatbox, thinks she’s in Portal 2, hates Mondays with a fiery passion, makes up another song or two, gets herself a mega-Krogan, and does a bad Illusive Man impression.
Tune in next Wednesday for Episode 6: Everything Is On Fire
Happy Tuesday! Tomorrow Episode 5 will post, so here’s a screenshot of Myka Shepard’s Sweet-Ass Motherfucking Visor to get you in the mood.
Turians and Tourettes Episode 4: Recruit The Space Boyfriend
(sorry for the lateness)
In which Shepard gets drunk with Chakwas, fucks with Donnelly, forgets to equip her sweet-ass visor, sings a little song, meets a lot of ugly Batarians, sets a lot of mercs on fire, makes inappropriate comments about Garrus, yells a lot, fights with the fury of a woman who wants to get with her space boyfriend, and discovers she has something in common with female Krogan.
Tune in next Wednesday for Episode 5: Krogan Keep Staring At My Boobs
Internet fail
Sorry guys, this week’s ep is going up late thanks to internet failure at home. Will get it posted as soon as I have access again.
Happy Tuesday!
I hope everyone’s having a pleasant week. New Episode of Turians and Tourettes will be posted tomorrow afternoon! Get excited!
Until then, have another Myka screenshot.
Turians and Tourettes Episode 3: Dicking Around Omega
In which Shepard makes friends with Zaeed, gets distracted by Asari dancers, learns the First Rule of Omega, threatens a few people, gives a Batarian Bartender a taste of his own medicine, gets a lapdance, buys a sweet-ass visor, and apologizes profusely to what’s left of the Bourbon.
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Also, my excellent friend karate0kat is doing a Mass Effect 2 Walkthrough! Those of you joining us here at T&T, don’t listen to episode 3 yet, because it will make no sense!
Those of you wishing to check out her walkthrough (which is quite excellent by the way) should go here or here.
Tune in next Wednesday for Episode 4: Recruit The Space Boyfriend
Happy Monday, listeners! Have a screenshot of Myka relaxing after a hard day’s work of kicking ass and taking names.
Episode 3 will be posted on Wednesday. See you then!
Turians and Tourettes Episode 2: Freedom’s Progress Is Dank As Hell
In which Myka Shepard knows where she’s going, makes a few things explode, gets Miranda to be useful, meets an unhinged Quarian, appreciates the sexy new Normandy SR-2, and meets an awesome Scottish engineer.
Tune in next Wednesday for Episode 3: Dicking Around Omega
That Awkward Moment…
… when you start taking Risperidone and it has a warning label that tells you that one of the many side effects is an increased chance of heatstroke…
… and you’re already predisposed to heatstroke because you’re anemic and kind of weedy just in general…
… and it’s 105 Degrees Fahrenheit outside…
… and you rode your bike to work this morning figuring ‘meh, there’s no WAY it can get above 90’…
… and now you have to bike back home.
Thankfully, I made it home to fight another day, took a nice cold shower, drank about a gallon of water and made you guys another screenshot.
Other than the heatstroke potential and tiredness the new meds my neurologist prescribed me on Friday (0.5 mg of Risperidone to go along with the 40mg of Fluoxetine and the 1.0 mg of Clonazepam I was on before) are going okay though.
Looks like Turians and Tourettes shall continue to be the medication-induced audioshow it hopes to be.
That’s my news of the week. Tune in for a new episode on Wednesday!
